We all know Mini. They're the brand that makes an excellent hot hatch, but also has a line-up consisting of a mini-SUV (because you loved your old Cooper but had kids), a mini-coupe (if you decided rear seats and/or practicality weren't your thing), a mini-roadster (when you've already made a coupe out of your hot hatch, it's not that hard to chop the top off and call it a roadster), a stretched-hatchback with a third door on the passenger side (which doesn't work in places where cars are RHD, meaning the third door feature is useless in the United Kingdom, where it's made), and a two-door mini-SUV (that one's totally pointless).